SERIOUSLY. I MEAN WE ALL FUCKING INHALED THE 7TH BOOK LIKE IT WAS CRACK IN 10 HOURS OR LESS, SO WHAT MAKES THEM THINK WE WOULDN’T GET THROUGH FUCKING SORCERER’S STONE ON POTTERMORE IN 3 MINUTES???
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MEME nails :)
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You’re so pretty Jessica :) And your hair is just perfect.
for the anon that wanted to see the length of my ever-so-slow-growing hair.
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Book club with authors
- Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
- JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
- Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
- JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
- Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
- JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
- Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
- JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
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ain’t no one.
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I have been doing 14 hour days in the library the past 6 weeks…
And I might just die. Ok England, if there’s one place you kick America’s ass is in the education department. SEEING AS ALL OF YOUR EXAMS ARE LIKE WRITING 3 MINI THESES IN 3 HOURS
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- Mom: Why aren't you doing homework?
- Me: I want to show my teachers that they don't own me, I'm more than just a piece in their stupid school.
- Mom:
- Me: When I graduate, I want to still be me.
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The 10 official princesses by year.
This is really cool, but I like how we had an Arabian princess, a Native American princess an Asian princess and a half-fish princess before we had a Black princess.
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Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)
You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.There is no “U” in Freedom.
Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America
Exactly!!!!!!
And this is a biscuit
and this is jelly
and these are called crisps
Get it right
yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s
step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again.
Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.
Reblogging this for the comments and because I don’t understand why the English insist on putting unnecessary U’s into words.
I’ve been living in London for 8 months now and I still don’t get the U’s. And why replace Z’s with S’s? Utilise? Realise? Hypothesise? Really? Why the fuck do you even need the letter Z then?? Ya’ll need another ass-whooping!
