i’m sorry but in harry potter when cho says harry’s a really good teacher and she’s never been able to stun anything before, WHY didn’t harry go ‘well, you stunned me’ i mean COME ON
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you may not have won tonight but you’re always welcome to sit on my face anyway
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Michelle Chamuel and One Republic: “Counting Stars” - The Voice
MICHELLE BABY, YOU ROCK MY WORLD!!! :) i was literally jumping along to this when i watched it on tv. such an awesome performance! even though she didn’t win, she still got 2nd place at least. Michelle will forever be the winner in my heart.
Ok, I am in love with this girl.
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Despicable Me nails! Follow the link for the YouTube tutorial and REBLOG! <3
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Battle at Hogwarts 2 May, 1998
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Harry Potter Poster Series by Adam Rabalais / Store
11” X 17” prints. Available individually or as a set HERE.
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Salted Margarita Nails! Video up on my YouTube Channel now :)
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I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:
- punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot
- purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)
- literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
- Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)
- Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry
- Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”
Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”
Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”
If Hermione had been The Chosen One Voldemort would have been defeated while she was still in her crib.
Let’s not forget the time she brewed a human-transfiguration potion from the stall of an abandoned bathroom when she was 12 and also lied under pressure to save Harry and Ron’s life under DIRECT. PHYSICAL. TORTURE. from none other than Bellatrix Lestrange as she used her wand to carve “Mudblood” into Hermione’s arm with her own blood.
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Salted Margarita Nails! Video up on my YouTube Channel now :)
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Salted Margarita Nails! Video up on my YouTube Channel now :)
